Clock #29 I'm a massage therapist, so I hate to see garbage on the beach.
Twenty Trillion Stories You Haven't Read Yet It’s yrev, very good to see you again, old friend.
New Music, In Brief That's ghetto sugar, Dad...
Janine in Los Angeles Three Unicorns in company sailing in the noonday sunne will speak.
Ron Bork: The Complete Diaries Their moon was cardboard, fragile; it was very apt to fray.
Sprint Chicken, Summer Squash: Trailer This doesn't seem very authentic...
Opening Paragraphs For Sale I don't suppose you would remember me, but I used to follow you back in sixty-three.
A Moleskine Hack I lived with them on Montague Street.
Free Piece of Linguine Don't miss out on this; you've missed out on so much already.
Archived Features The Avocado Papers operate at 1000% all the time, forever. The resulting archives are vast.
Laugh Track The laugh track is turned ... But there's a switch. It's so easy to use, seriously. Seriously, let's go check it out. It's like a switch.
Contact The Avocado Papers They would be so touched to hear from you. For real.