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Whose side are you on, anyway?


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It appears that there is no end.


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One on top of the other.




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At this time, we are now boarding passengers seated in rows twenty-one and higher through the gate marked "forty-seven."


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Ecktessera.


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Better check with Charles; that's the kind of thing Charles likes to know about up front.


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That's ghetto sugar, Dad...


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classic drudge

Posted January 18, 2011

"Have a look, please, at this, currently the top story on the Drudge Report: A state dinner for a Communist leader?  Which commie?  Castro?  Or... like Stalin or Khruschchev?  (Except those guys are dead.  Same with Chairman Mao: dead. ..." more...

when i miss my dad

Posted January 24, 2011

"When I miss my dad: well, all the time, of course, in a generalized way.  But there are specific situations when I miss him more acutely: when I've just finished a trip from Maine to New York City and want to talk to someone about the merits of the Merritt; around..." more...

new york is a tough, tough place; not everyone makes it.

Posted January 30, 2011

"Winter is especially difficult. 4:23 PM, Driggs and North 10th, Williamsburg,..." more...

how to determine whether or not your child is an owner of one or more handguns and/or bullets and/or is an abuser of pot and/or coke and/or crack and/or all of the above

Posted February 1, 2011

"New York State Senator Eric Adams (whose daughter is apparently the most delinquent juvenile in the history of the world) explains some of the finer points.  Remember, inspect what you expect.  If you forget that, you're..." more...

scumbag

Posted February 6, 2011

"In a cab, just now.  The driver: 'Where ya from?'  I told him I grew up in Maine and had lived here for twenty-two years.  I didn't tell him that I was born in D.C. because I didn't think he'd give a shit (in fairness, I barely do).  I didn't think he..." more...


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