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opening paragraphs for sale
Whose side are you on, anyway?


a moleskine hack
It appears that there is no end.


doll
One on top of the other.




schedule for tomorrow
At this time, we are now boarding passengers seated in rows twenty-one and higher through the gate marked "forty-seven."


yum!
Ecktessera.


free outgoing voicemail messages
Better check with Charles; that's the kind of thing Charles likes to know about up front.


ice
That's ghetto sugar, Dad...


hubris, part ii
In the shower, water and soap are your best friends.


if you are transfer...
Meat-flavored Snapple is a great summer drink if you like drinks that taste like meat.


From the archives... cat-fur sandwich (radio edit)
(November, 2000)

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mexico vi

Posted November 12, 2008

"So then we took a car from the hotel in Mexico City to the airport and flew back to JFK, the end!* * *...But 'Wait, wait, wait,' you're saying, 'I read the Mexico I and Mexico II posts -- twice..." more...

organic

Posted November 10, 2008

"Seventeen years ago today, a man, probably a shorter-than-average man, died in Tampa, Florida. It is nor clear how the man died. What is clear is that his death was discovered almost immediately. Perhaps he was shot (in which case..." more...

well, my god

Posted November 6, 2008

"I was alone just past 11:00 last night when the networks called the race for Obama right after polls closed in the west. PH was in a cab after having watched the returns with her family; I'd like to have..." more...

can i get a tall election???

Posted November 4, 2008

"Starbucks is giving a free 'tall' (small) cup of coffee today to anyone who claims to have voted. (Actually, now, Starbucks giving a free cup of coffee to anyone today who asks for one, because they realized that they were..." more...

question...

Posted November 3, 2008

"...Would John McCain (2000) -- the McCain whom many of us liberals liked and admired, even if many of us would have had a difficult time voting for him -- have been among the thinking Republicans who have questioned the..." more...


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